just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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