We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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