I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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