just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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