i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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