wanna go halves on a baby?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I touched a dick in church today
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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