I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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