ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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