i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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