Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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