But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Pooping to opera.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
