Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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