just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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