i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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