He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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