I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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