that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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