I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Randomize
