I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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