i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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