i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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