that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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