i jhust puked up my retainher.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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