girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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