nut hugger
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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