I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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