i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
i think i just lost a toe
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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