I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
