you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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