Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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