It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
A+ Viking dick
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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