Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You're like the curious george of whores
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize