are you so shy because you have an std?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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