I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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