fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Randomize
