no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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