What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
That's how pantless uber rides happen
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
