You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This baby is an asshole
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i need some magic done to my vagina
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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