No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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