Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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