Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
