My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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