i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
