"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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