i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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