Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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