we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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