A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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