end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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