if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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