I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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