were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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