I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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